None Pizza LE-10 FCM Large Mule by Melanie Miller TO26

This model goes up for sale on Friday August 28th at 2pm Eastern.

Terminally Online is a collection of horses inspired by memes that have stood the test of time - memes that have ascended and become legend. Immortalized in model horse form by Melanie Miller, whose meme knowledge is just as multidimensional as her extreme artistic skill. 

This meme goes way, way back. An Elder Millennial Favorite. Come with us to 2007, to an absurd picture that immediately went viral at the time – None Pizza with Left Beef. A blogger named Steve decided to test the accuracy of a pizza maker’s online order system at a time when such things were still pretty new. Clicking ‘none’ all the way down the line and then ordering just half beef (on the left side specifically), he wanted to see what he’d get. He got just what he ordered.

To commemorate this absurdist moment in time, Mel went with the only logical choice – the Mule. In all three sizes, two in a gorgeous realistic bay spotted pattern and one in the same spotted pattern but a lovely iridescent sparkly plum, you too can have a None Pizza, a Left Beef, or if you favor a whole other angle – Sardines.

None Pizza is our Large Mule sculpture with a customized turned head and neck and swishing tail designed by Mel and to be performed by the Stone Horses Team, with a lovely spotted bay coat designed and painted by Mel! She is a run of 10 pieces available in all finish options.

• LE-10
• Large Mule by Stone Horses
• Spotted Bay
• FCM Turned Head & Neck, Swishing Flipped Tail
  
• Painted by Melanie Miller
  
• Customizing Designed by Melanie Miller, Performed by Stone Horses Team
• Additional Finish Options Available
• Fall/Winter Pre-Order
• Terminally Online Series
  
• Artwork Created in Shipshewana, Indiana