{"product_id":"sardines-le-10-fcm-chip-mule-by-melanie-miller-to26","title":"Sardines LE-10 FCM Chip Mule by Melanie Miller TO26","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis model goes up for sale on Friday August 28th at 2pm Eastern.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTerminally Online is a collection of horses inspired by memes that have stood the test of time - memes that have ascended and become legend. Immortalized in model horse form by Melanie Miller, whose meme knowledge is just as multidimensional as her extreme artistic skill. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis meme goes way, way back. An Elder Millennial Favorite. Come with us to 2007, to an absurd picture that immediately went viral at the time – None Pizza with Left Beef. A blogger named Steve decided to test the accuracy of a pizza maker’s online order system at a time when such things were still pretty new. Clicking ‘none’ all the way down the line and then ordering just half beef (on the left side specifically), he wanted to see what he’d get. He got just what he ordered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo commemorate this absurdist moment in time, Mel went with the only logical choice – the Mule. In all three sizes, two in a gorgeous realistic bay spotted pattern and one in the same spotted pattern but a lovely iridescent sparkly plum, you too can have a None Pizza, a Left Beef, or if you favor a whole other angle – Sardines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn our Chip Mule with a customized turned head and neck and swishing tail, she features the same spotted pattern, but in a fanciful plum shaded sparkly body color that is just what a None Pizza could have used. Who knows, maybe we’ll order a None Pizza Right Sardines this week and see what happens. She’s a run of 10 pieces available only in glossy, with gloss included in her price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLE-10\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChip Mule by Stone Horses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpotted Sparkling Plum\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFCM Turned Head \u0026amp; Neck, Swishing Flipped Tail\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePainted by Melanie Miller\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCustomizing Designed by Melanie Miller, Performed by Stone Horses Team\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo Additional Finish Options Available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFall\/Winter Pre-Order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTerminally Online Series\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArtwork Created in Shipshewana, Indiana\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Stone by Volo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44122961805386,"sku":"97-CHMU-c97","price":179.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0581\/6457\/6330\/files\/2026TerminallyOnline_4.png?v=1787870837","url":"https:\/\/stonehorses.com\/products\/sardines-le-10-fcm-chip-mule-by-melanie-miller-to26","provider":"Stone Horses","version":"1.0","type":"link"}